Dude, keep it clean

Do movies like “The Day after Tomorrow” send chills down your spine? Or do you get goosebumps while watching the world getting destroyed in movies like “2012”? According to the Mayan Calendar, the apocalypse is scheduled this year, in December. The 3-D movie craze is now set to reach another landmark where you can actually see the movies like 2012 live. You are going to die this year while Satan sharpens his spear. Imaaa jokin, I do not believe in this shit.
According to Newton’s 3rd law,  every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So if you keep on pushing crap on this awesome earth, one day earth will crap on us in the form of volcanoes, will flush us in a Tsunami and will use cyclones to dry her hands. So dude, keep it clean.

Not my original quote, thanks to a friend who shared it with me. 🙂